I redid my verbal self-portrait and this is how it turned out. The two statements I used for this image are located above.

Traced Layer Self-Portrait

We had to trace over a photograph of ourselves in Illustrator and make the background be where we were from.

Verbal Self-Portrait

Here is my verbal self-portrait.  The text is an unrestrained channel of thought, and therefore describes my sense of self.  I used the type-path tool and added a few shapes for visual aiding. 

My first pictogram. <3

ROCKSTAR.  My Profession Pictogram

Here's the warning label that if one was attached to me, mine would be: Dog (Daschund) Obsessive.